More "Joys of Parenting"
"insert a very, very, very angry face"
A few days ago Christopher went to the bathroom. A few minutes later the entire house smells like something died. It was so nasty. I had to break out my Bath and Bodyworks Spray and crack the windows. I wish I had some incense too! He's only 5. Can you imagine when he is a teenager? Oh my word.
Anyway, this is where the action starts
Christopher: Mama the poop won't go down and the water is getting higher
Translation : Once again I put half the roll of toilet paper in there and it clogged.
Me: *sigh* because I was eating before the nasty smell hit. Okay, don't flush the toilet again, close the door and I will be up in a minute! Nobody go in there okay?
Seconds later! A very panicked child is jumping up and down. I know this because I can here him. Then he starts screaming, "Oh no! Oh no! Mama....mamaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
I knew exactly what had happened. I was quick. In a flash I'm running upstairs with plunger, mop & gloves in hand but this job was too big for a mop!
Guys, I got in the bathroom and I started crying. I am ashamed to say that I may have said some not so nice words hopefully under my breath so the kids couldn't hear
Christopher: Alyssa did it. She flushed the toilet!
I run back downstairs for the RIDGID Pro Vac. Yes and even as I was running downstairs the water for some reason just kept on running and wouldn't stop. You should have seen how much water was on the floor. I couldn't believe it.
Thank God for that wet/dry vac I was done in a flash but my flip flops unfortunately wasn't high enough and that nasty toilet poopy water got on my feet. The flip flops were trashed and I immediately had to take a shower. Man I felt dirty but I guess it could be worse. At least it was my child's and not a strangers poop, right? Yuck!
Maybe I need those tall rain boots for when this happens again because it will. I know it.
A few days ago Christopher went to the bathroom. A few minutes later the entire house smells like something died. It was so nasty. I had to break out my Bath and Bodyworks Spray and crack the windows. I wish I had some incense too! He's only 5. Can you imagine when he is a teenager? Oh my word.
Anyway, this is where the action starts
Christopher: Mama the poop won't go down and the water is getting higher
Translation : Once again I put half the roll of toilet paper in there and it clogged.
Me: *sigh* because I was eating before the nasty smell hit. Okay, don't flush the toilet again, close the door and I will be up in a minute! Nobody go in there okay?
Seconds later! A very panicked child is jumping up and down. I know this because I can here him. Then he starts screaming, "Oh no! Oh no! Mama....mamaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
I knew exactly what had happened. I was quick. In a flash I'm running upstairs with plunger, mop & gloves in hand but this job was too big for a mop!
Guys, I got in the bathroom and I started crying. I am ashamed to say that I may have said some not so nice words hopefully under my breath so the kids couldn't hear
Christopher: Alyssa did it. She flushed the toilet!
I run back downstairs for the RIDGID Pro Vac. Yes and even as I was running downstairs the water for some reason just kept on running and wouldn't stop. You should have seen how much water was on the floor. I couldn't believe it.
Thank God for that wet/dry vac I was done in a flash but my flip flops unfortunately wasn't high enough and that nasty toilet poopy water got on my feet. The flip flops were trashed and I immediately had to take a shower. Man I felt dirty but I guess it could be worse. At least it was my child's and not a strangers poop, right? Yuck!
Maybe I need those tall rain boots for when this happens again because it will. I know it.
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posted by Atasha @ 6/08/2009 11:16:00 PM
6 Comments:
yuck! I guess my turn will come? William is already stank. Yes I said stank. I don't want to know how much worse it gets lol!
Oh.NO! Is it bad that I want to laugh? Cause it's always funnier when it happens to someone else. I, too, would be saying some Not So Nice words if that had happened to me...You poor girl!
ack! Can't (don't want to) imagine that! I would be showering and disinfecting for hours!
LOL
I hope you did not take a picture of that one. LOL
At least it was your baby right.
I know Atasha you didn't tell that story so I would laugh. But I couldn't help it! I couldn't stop laughing. Here's my consolation for laughing so hard - the baby pooped on the floor and then peeped on my pillow. Yep, this is ANOTHER story of baby pooping & peeing all over the place. What's a Mama to do!??!
Oh heck no!!!!!
I shouldn't be laughing but, I am.
Please, don't kick me :)
Ohhhhh......poor you!! I'm sorry but I really laughed my ass off at this. I know I really shouldn't but it is just too darn funny when it doesn't happen to you! Lots of hugs to you, honey....and because I laughed, I'll bet Murphy's Law will nip me in the butt with exactly the same episode soon!
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